Gunshots for Harry Potter?

When someone gets this crazy over everyone's favorite Boy Who Lived, it kind of makes my blood boil.

I LOVE Harry Potter. I'll be at the midnight parties at B&N and everything. I will stay up all night to read it, thereby proclaiming to the world my extreme nerdiness.

Men like this are not only a testament to the extreme impact of Harry Potter, but also evidence of the nutcases like myself who would do anything to get their hands on one. *wink*